You Can't Dance Lyrics
LL Cool J
- He man, I've seen ya, think ya rockin' it on the floor
- You look like a moron! Who let you in the door?
- To put the question bluntly, maybe your feet's deformed
- They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on
- You can't dance!
- Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor?
- Homeboy, what's the use?
- Anytime you wanna step aside a party, first think of an excuse
- You dance like a fat old lady not sayin' that fat old ladies ain't nice
- But every time you try to get one move right
- The old lady then did it twice
- You can't dance!
- You've been a dancing disco disaster, the worst I ever saw
- They should dropkick you on the neck and drag you off the floor
- In every discotheque, I see you there in the middle of the crowd
- Looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around
- You can't dance!
- Take my advice, don't move! You'll never get the knack
- If I danced like you I'd sneak out the party and wouldn't be coming back
- On the floor you're a dinosaur, yeah boy, that's how you move
- You look like Ralph Cram den or a Donald Duck cartoon
- You can't dance!
- You wanna come to my party? I wouldn't give you a chance
- You tried to take break dance lessons, ended up in an ambulance
- Wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold?
- You dance like you got arthritis already
- What'll happen when you get old?
- You can't dance!
- Why are you so stiff? Is it something that your mother did?
- Maybe you grew up around "Can't dance" people
- When you were a "Can't dance" kid
- You live in a "Can't dance" house, went out in a "Can't dance" car
- your doofy "Can't dance" father, got drunk in a "Can't dance" bar
- You take a "Can't dance" bath, put on your "Can't dance" cologne
- Go out to a "Can't dance" party
- So you wouldn't have to "Can't dance" all alone
- You can't dance!
- You can't dance!
- You can't dance!
- You can't dance!
- You can't dance!
- Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron?
- You can't dance!
- Tell him now this time
- You can't dance!
- You can't dance!
- You can't dance!
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