LL Cool J You Can't Dance Lyrics



You Can't Dance Lyrics

LL Cool J

  • He man, I've seen ya, think ya rockin' it on the floor
  • You look like a moron! Who let you in the door?
  • To put the question bluntly, maybe your feet's deformed
  • They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on
  • You can't dance!
  • Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor?
  • Homeboy, what's the use?
  • Anytime you wanna step aside a party, first think of an excuse
  • You dance like a fat old lady not sayin' that fat old ladies ain't nice
  • But every time you try to get one move right
  • The old lady then did it twice
  • You can't dance!
  • You've been a dancing disco disaster, the worst I ever saw
  • They should dropkick you on the neck and drag you off the floor
  • In every discotheque, I see you there in the middle of the crowd
  • Looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around
  • You can't dance!
  • Take my advice, don't move! You'll never get the knack
  • If I danced like you I'd sneak out the party and wouldn't be coming back
  • On the floor you're a dinosaur, yeah boy, that's how you move
  • You look like Ralph Cram den or a Donald Duck cartoon
  • You can't dance!
  • You wanna come to my party? I wouldn't give you a chance
  • You tried to take break dance lessons, ended up in an ambulance
  • Wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold?
  • You dance like you got arthritis already
  • What'll happen when you get old?
  • You can't dance!
  • Why are you so stiff? Is it something that your mother did?
  • Maybe you grew up around "Can't dance" people
  • When you were a "Can't dance" kid
  • You live in a "Can't dance" house, went out in a "Can't dance" car
  • your doofy "Can't dance" father, got drunk in a "Can't dance" bar
  • You take a "Can't dance" bath, put on your "Can't dance" cologne
  • Go out to a "Can't dance" party
  • So you wouldn't have to "Can't dance" all alone
  • You can't dance!
  • You can't dance!
  • You can't dance!
  • You can't dance!
  • You can't dance!
  • Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron?
  • You can't dance!
  • Tell him now this time
  • You can't dance!
  • You can't dance!
  • You can't dance!


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