Yolanda Brown Lyrics



YOLO Lyrics

The Lonely Island


Yolanda Brown Lyrics

    • Adam Levine: YOLO
    • Andy: YOLO, you only live once.
    • The battle cry of a generation.
    • This life is a precious gift.
    • So don’t get too crazy,
    • it’s not worth the risk.
    • Chorus
    • Adam Levine:
    • You know that we are still young.
    • So don’t be dumb.
    • Don’t trust anyone,
    • cause you only live once.
    • Verse 1
    • Kiv: Ugh, you only live once,
    • thats the motto.
    • So take a chill pill,
    • ease off the throttle.
    • Jorm: Never go to loud clubs
    • cause it’s bad for your ears.
    • Your friends will all be sorry
    • when they can’t hear.
    • Andy: And stay the hell away from drugs
    • cause they’re not legal.
    • Then bury all your money in the backyard
    • like a beagle.
    • Kiv: Cause you should never trust a bank
    • They’ve been known to fail.
    • And never travel by car, a bus,
    • boat or by rail.
    • Jorm: And don’t travel by plane.
    • And don’t travel at all.
    • Built a bomb shelter basement
    • with titanium walls.
    • Andy: And where titanium suits
    • in case pianos fall on ya.
    • And never go in saunas
    • cause they’re crawlin’ with piranhas.
    • Kiv: And never take the stairs
    • cause they’re often unsafe.
    • You only live once,
    • don’t let it go to waste.
    • Chorus
    • Adam Levine:
    • You know that we are still young.
    • So hold off on the fun.
    • Cook your meat till its done,
    • cause you only live once.
    • Adam Levine:
    • You know that we are still young,
    • so hold off on the fun.
    • Cook your meat ’til it’s done,
    • cause you only live once.
    • Verse 2
    • Jorm: Yeah,
    • and here’s another piece of advice:
    • Stay away from kids
    • cause their hair is filled with mad lice.
    • Andy: There’s no such thing
    • as too much Purell.
    • This a cautionary tale,
    • word to George Orwell.
    • Kiv: So don't 1980 force
    • any plugs into sockets.
    • Always wear a chastity belt
    • and triple lock it.
    • Jorm: Then hire a taster
    • make him check your food for poison.
    • And if you think your mailman is a spy
    • then destroy him.
    • Andy: No blankets or pajamas
    • they can kill you in your sleep.
    • Two words about furniture:
    • killing machines.
    • Kiv: Board your windows up
    • the sun is bad for your health.
    • And always wear a straight jacket
    • so your safe from yourself.
    • Kendrick Lamar:
    • Take no chances (no chances)
    • Stop freelancin’ (right now)
    • Invest in your future,
    • don’t dilute your finances (uh huh)
    • 401K, make sure it’s low risk
    • Then get some real estate (how much?)
    • 4.2%Thirty year mortgage,
    • that’s important, that’s a great deal
    • And if you can’t afford it,
    • don’t forge it on your last bill
    • Renting is for suckers right now
    • A dependable savings,
    • and you’ll retire with money in your account.
    • Beast.
    • All:
    • YOLO, say no no.
    • Isolate yourself
    • and just roll solo
    • Be care-folo
    • You oughta look out
    • also stands for YOLO.
    • Chorus
    • Adam Levine:
    • You know that we are still young.
    • Burn the prints off your thumbs.
    • Then pull out all your teeth,
    • so you can’t bite your tongue.
    • Only on this earth for a short time, time
    • So don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die.
    • Just take our advice and hide
    • and scream YOLO to the sky.
    • Andy: You oughta look out.


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