The Lonely Island YOLO Lyrics



YOLO Lyrics

The Lonely Island

  • Adam Levine: YOLO
  • Andy: YOLO, you only live once.
  • The battle cry of a generation.
  • This life is a precious gift.
  • So don’t get too crazy,
  • it’s not worth the risk.
  • Chorus
  • Adam Levine:
  • You know that we are still young.
  • So don’t be dumb.
  • Don’t trust anyone,
  • cause you only live once.
  • Verse 1
  • Kiv: Ugh, you only live once,
  • thats the motto.
  • So take a chill pill,
  • ease off the throttle.
  • Jorm: Never go to loud clubs
  • cause it’s bad for your ears.
  • Your friends will all be sorry
  • when they can’t hear.
  • Andy: And stay the hell away from drugs
  • cause they’re not legal.
  • Then bury all your money in the backyard
  • like a beagle.
  • Kiv: Cause you should never trust a bank
  • They’ve been known to fail.
  • And never travel by car, a bus,
  • boat or by rail.
  • Jorm: And don’t travel by plane.
  • And don’t travel at all.
  • Built a bomb shelter basement
  • with titanium walls.
  • Andy: And where titanium suits
  • in case pianos fall on ya.
  • And never go in saunas
  • cause they’re crawlin’ with piranhas.
  • Kiv: And never take the stairs
  • cause they’re often unsafe.
  • You only live once,
  • don’t let it go to waste.
  • Chorus
  • Adam Levine:
  • You know that we are still young.
  • So hold off on the fun.
  • Cook your meat till its done,
  • cause you only live once.
  • Adam Levine:
  • You know that we are still young,
  • so hold off on the fun.
  • Cook your meat ’til it’s done,
  • cause you only live once.
  • Verse 2
  • Jorm: Yeah,
  • and here’s another piece of advice:
  • Stay away from kids
  • cause their hair is filled with mad lice.
  • Andy: There’s no such thing
  • as too much Purell.
  • This a cautionary tale,
  • word to George Orwell.
  • Kiv: So don't 1980 force
  • any plugs into sockets.
  • Always wear a chastity belt
  • and triple lock it.
  • Jorm: Then hire a taster
  • make him check your food for poison.
  • And if you think your mailman is a spy
  • then destroy him.
  • Andy: No blankets or pajamas
  • they can kill you in your sleep.
  • Two words about furniture:
  • killing machines.
  • Kiv: Board your windows up
  • the sun is bad for your health.
  • And always wear a straight jacket
  • so your safe from yourself.
  • Kendrick Lamar:
  • Take no chances (no chances)
  • Stop freelancin’ (right now)
  • Invest in your future,
  • don’t dilute your finances (uh huh)
  • 401K, make sure it’s low risk
  • Then get some real estate (how much?)
  • 4.2%Thirty year mortgage,
  • that’s important, that’s a great deal
  • And if you can’t afford it,
  • don’t forge it on your last bill
  • Renting is for suckers right now
  • A dependable savings,
  • and you’ll retire with money in your account.
  • Beast.
  • All:
  • YOLO, say no no.
  • Isolate yourself
  • and just roll solo
  • Be care-folo
  • You oughta look out
  • also stands for YOLO.
  • Chorus
  • Adam Levine:
  • You know that we are still young.
  • Burn the prints off your thumbs.
  • Then pull out all your teeth,
  • so you can’t bite your tongue.
  • Only on this earth for a short time, time
  • So don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die.
  • Just take our advice and hide
  • and scream YOLO to the sky.
  • Andy: You oughta look out.


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