YOLO Lyrics
The Lonely Island
- Adam Levine: YOLO
- Andy: YOLO, you only live once.
- The battle cry of a generation.
- This life is a precious gift.
- So don’t get too crazy,
- it’s not worth the risk.
- Chorus
- Adam Levine:
- You know that we are still young.
- So don’t be dumb.
- Don’t trust anyone,
- cause you only live once.
- Verse 1
- Kiv: Ugh, you only live once,
- thats the motto.
- So take a chill pill,
- ease off the throttle.
- Jorm: Never go to loud clubs
- cause it’s bad for your ears.
- Your friends will all be sorry
- when they can’t hear.
- Andy: And stay the hell away from drugs
- cause they’re not legal.
- Then bury all your money in the backyard
- like a beagle.
- Kiv: Cause you should never trust a bank
- They’ve been known to fail.
- And never travel by car, a bus,
- boat or by rail.
- Jorm: And don’t travel by plane.
- And don’t travel at all.
- Built a bomb shelter basement
- with titanium walls.
- Andy: And where titanium suits
- in case pianos fall on ya.
- And never go in saunas
- cause they’re crawlin’ with piranhas.
- Kiv: And never take the stairs
- cause they’re often unsafe.
- You only live once,
- don’t let it go to waste.
- Chorus
- Adam Levine:
- You know that we are still young.
- So hold off on the fun.
- Cook your meat till its done,
- cause you only live once.
- Adam Levine:
- You know that we are still young,
- so hold off on the fun.
- Cook your meat ’til it’s done,
- cause you only live once.
- Verse 2
- Jorm: Yeah,
- and here’s another piece of advice:
- Stay away from kids
- cause their hair is filled with mad lice.
- Andy: There’s no such thing
- as too much Purell.
- This a cautionary tale,
- word to George Orwell.
- Kiv: So don't 1980 force
- any plugs into sockets.
- Always wear a chastity belt
- and triple lock it.
- Jorm: Then hire a taster
- make him check your food for poison.
- And if you think your mailman is a spy
- then destroy him.
- Andy: No blankets or pajamas
- they can kill you in your sleep.
- Two words about furniture:
- killing machines.
- Kiv: Board your windows up
- the sun is bad for your health.
- And always wear a straight jacket
- so your safe from yourself.
- Kendrick Lamar:
- Take no chances (no chances)
- Stop freelancin’ (right now)
- Invest in your future,
- don’t dilute your finances (uh huh)
- 401K, make sure it’s low risk
- Then get some real estate (how much?)
- 4.2%Thirty year mortgage,
- that’s important, that’s a great deal
- And if you can’t afford it,
- don’t forge it on your last bill
- Renting is for suckers right now
- A dependable savings,
- and you’ll retire with money in your account.
- Beast.
- All:
- YOLO, say no no.
- Isolate yourself
- and just roll solo
- Be care-folo
- You oughta look out
- also stands for YOLO.
- Chorus
- Adam Levine:
- You know that we are still young.
- Burn the prints off your thumbs.
- Then pull out all your teeth,
- so you can’t bite your tongue.
- Only on this earth for a short time, time
- So don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die.
- Just take our advice and hide
- and scream YOLO to the sky.
- Andy: You oughta look out.
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